Swiss almond has been know to be palliative.

I prefer “The Cryptkeeper’s less-attractive sister”.

I didn’t know Lady Elaine grew her hair out, changed her name, and went to work for Cheeto.

He’s going to be shocked to learn that blacks and browns don’t hustle prescriptions drugs which makes up a good majority of the opioid crisis

Oddly enough, opioids were the solution for the methamphetamine crisis that previously was ravaging rural America.

Someone refresh my memory; what was her original job supposed to be? I really don’t know what anyone in this administration really does beyond spout stupid shit.

“American Carnage Barbie” fitsjust as accurately.

Opioid flavored ice cream will give you a Hell of a brain freeze.

Cocaine. She’s classy like that.

And you know this bitch has done so many rails to resist the temptation of ice cream! Gotta keep up that figure.

Umm... I, I think, I think that I might know what Kellyanne is trying to say. She’s suggesting that drug dealers put nutrition labels on their product, since the millennial college kids are into that. I honestly think that’s what she means. They’ll read the Vicodin label, realize there’s no moringa or chia or…

I hereby move for Conway to be referred to as “The Empress of Ice Cream” at least once in every article about her.

The broom with the 1980's weightlifter wig IS Kellyanne Conway....

Cris: “n uttering a loud inarticulate cry as of pain or excitement. Synonyms: hurlement Type of: cri. a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition.”

The sum total of her qualifications for the job is literally “looks like she smokes meth.”

Vanilla ice cream presumably. (with nuts)

I also love the focus on college campuses, as if the opioid epidemic is centered among 18-22 year old kids who have the wherewithal to attend colleges and live on campuses and not poor, largely uneducated people living in rural areas and towns.

I’m glad you’re doing better. And I agree with everything you’ve stated, particularly parental notions about the child getting mentally stronger and/or praying their mental discontent away, which is absurd, toxic, and potentially deadly (meaning they may have blood on their hands). That there have been historic…

Actually, what we need is serious discussion in the Black community about mental health and get our folks to stop being dismissive of shit they don’t understand.

I appreciate The Root for amplifying this issue. Our children deserve to be healthy mentally, spiritually and emotionally, and making sure parents and caregivers are aware of the issue is the first step.