Her Daddy wants to fuck her. Falling out of his will is the least of this alabasters concerns...

Bitch..fuck her and her privilege.

White and blonde? Yup. Texas loves the fuck out of that combo. I’m surprised it even made it to a judge.

“Glamour shot” is mighty generous. This bitch is the epitome of having a pH greater than 7.

Surprised Fox has not already hired her.

I... I just kinda figured there had to be more to it...

S/O to using the mugshot instead of her glamour shot. Sorely needed

Or trying to dodge jail time b/c of a supposedly unpaid $90 vet bill: https://splinternews.com/how-a-90-vet-bill-can-ruin-someones-life-1819984260

Just another day in America where “Becky with the Bad Genes” can cause a national scandal and not even get a slap on the wrist for fear it may damage her pale, ultra delicate spotted skin, whereas kids in urban schools can get into disagreements with each other due to being educated in overcrowded, underfunded and…

Dana Loesch is prepping a job offer right now I’m sure.

I resign thee, Ms. Harmon, to an eternity passed out on a frathouse floor.

Or not even. The Root just had an article about a Black man who serves like 50 years for a crime he didnt even commit!!!

Not that hard to understand. As a kid, didn’t you ever break something your parents told you not to touch so you told them 3 black men raped and kidnapped you and knocked that Hummel figurine to the floor while they trying to make their escape.

I mean, we’ve all been there.

What if she were sentenced consistent crime that she falsely accused others of*?

* the black guy sentence, not the wealthy white guy sentence. The wealthy white guys sentence would be the same as what she got.

White privilege doesn’t exist, Michael!!!

I wonder if the preservative right has already tried to debunk her guilty plea. That’s right, I called them the PRESERVATIVE Right.

‘When she realized that her mom might be upset about the jeans...’

Becky gets away with a crime against black men. Or, Monday.

Meanwhile black dudes are in jail for life for having a roach...

Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.