Well you know what, on the day women *aren’t* the overwhelming majority of sexual assault victims in a society who basically doesn’t care about that problem, I won’t despise a book who enables that kind of mistake of nuance, even slightly. Until then, if you’re that annoyed I fucking hate that trash, go do it…

If you don’t want people to confuse (possibly(?) mistakenly) a rapey joke with a horridly tone deaf but slightly endearing call to self-betterment, don’t write rapey jokes lines.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I wasn’t offended by anything since I was twelve, the Internet is truly desensitizing.

Would you look at that, how adorable. In case of emergency, the #NoHomo point is not even provided by the book anymore but by fans thinking their opinions matter more than others.

Okay so many things.

You don’t need to get it to trust that it can be upsetting to people other than you, hopefully? That your own individual perspective doesn’t necessarily represent the full scope of human experience?

#2snappy

You saw through my hyperbole, bravo— but still, don’t you agree that it’s kind of concerning that everybody in this fucking book thinks Voldemort’s children would automatically be bad people?

I’m all for jokes. But don’t you want to be represented a little more in mainstream media? Cause I do, and having keys jangled in my face thinking it’s enough is kind of insulting.

At the very least that’s the explanation the characters are content to settle on, and by extension the internal universe and the message it carries.

See now you can’t do that Internet tough guy act to defend something like Harry Potter. There’s s discrepancy there, you either are a brainless manchild using “tumblr” as a snappy insult and blaming SJW as a generational problem on your off time making us all normal people have a good time laughing, or you recognize…

Of course it’s Voldemort daughter, how else would any villain be evil otherwise? You have to remember that good people only have good children, and bad people necessarily had bad parents.

Containing such compelling exchanges as

And by the end of the play he basically says of a girl who rejected him that he’ll wear her down eventually. Yay!

But who is suing Carpenter for the hideous shallow and trite rip-off of Carpenter’s Escape from New York that was Escape from LA?

So... nitpicking. So much well actually we’ll never fear dehydration.

So, not very diverse, is it.

I don’t want to hear no Watsonian justification.

Oh good, and it took them three movies to “allude” to it. Look at us! We are so progressive, so transgressive even! I mean, Kirk and Spock and Bones could display their striclty heterosexual orientation all over the screen, spread it broad —when there was so little substance left to even start with— but I’m sure…