I assume there are more complex math at stake than reasoning yourself into taking an ever-smaller number until only 1 is statistically sound?

Wait before I read your comment (don’t get hopeful about it happening anytime soon), this just struck me: did you read the comments before watching the video then? And then complained about spoilers? This is so flabbergastingly dumb I didn’t consider it.

I didn’t make you read my comment. That plus the fact you haven’t an internal clock accurate to the second preventing you from totally forgetting which specific times I was referring to, I feel like you’re a whiner.

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Man. The Force is literally the same thing as “love”. Both are mystical and ineffable movie-jingoisms invisible yet permeating everything and resolving the third act conflict. It’s not Biggs or some other random fighter who blows up the Death Star because the blatant engineering oversight is literally irrelevant. It’s…

I’m not so hinged by the hardness of the scifi, I guess? Don’t get me wrong, I understand what you mean and I do enjoy it (for all its impossible storms, The Martian is such an excellent book) but I had not been pestered by marketing and I tried to avoid trailers so I didn’t see the claim made anywhere.

Really? It was built up from the start. The “clues” were so blatant it was cringe-worthy. But more than that, why is it that you and so many other people, our entire generation, has grown so cynical as to spitefully dismiss any attempt at genuine earnestness in a serious setting? The only way we can digest a “love…

This was a problematic mess since episode 2, but now it’s become a terrible and messy clusterfuck of epic proportions. Ask yourself this: what is Life is Strange about? One would have thought at some early point, it’s about the relationship between Max and Chloe. Or about finding your place in the universe. These two…

Okay, why is any and all of this a billion times viscerally more interesting?

And not Five Fucking Seconds after, you render that choice entirely moot by erasing that timeline anyway. Consequence-free moral conundrum!

Sure. Some people even think it doesn’t exist and are you a witch coming to my house to ask me weird questions about movies that don’t exist, if you care to be that specific about the whole range of people.

Wait she was behind the Waynes and then hit the mugger from above how does that work

“See, Hope? That is why you can’t be Ant-Woman and couldn’t be this whole damn movie. My old suit doesn’t have boob armor! How were you supposed to fit in? Now will you please stop whining about getting love from the only remaining parental figure that I am and understand my logic! Boob armor = for ladies. No boob…

That’s odd, considering we think romantic kissing is an evolution from the saliva exchange we find some other mammals engaging in to share their autoimmunity. You’d expect the whole human species to have taken hold of it.

Here’s the thing about the moon landing.

Yeah, I guess... but then I really don’t know.

I’d wave that off as nitpicking the practicality of a mathematical problem.

If you’re Player One, put a cigar in the exact midpoint of the table, and mirror Player Two’s subsequent moves. You’ll win.

I don’t want to blow anybody their moment-de-grace but, considering minions are now 78% of planet Earth’s components, this was just bound to happen.

Nonsense. It is like advocating that everybody should take flight lessons because human pilots are fallible (and they very much are)