Now you're just arguing with yourself. Didn't say half the stuff you credit me for. Here's a hint: being yourself and being flirty are not opposed because that's not what people mean when they say "just be yourself".

I don't feel like I have to add anything. If I'm butthurt, it's rather because your attitude encourages the despise of so many people (men and women alike) that seek out help because they don't feel confident to even start flirting and there is nothing worse than the pathetic argument "just be yourself, lol dating is…

Okay, this is entirely false and you clearly have no idea what "flirting" entails.

Right, that was the kind of comment I rallied up against.

She gave so little hints, to this day I still can't be a hundred percent sure she's telling the truth. And that's horrible. What I just said amounts to "false accusation of rape", and I can't believe I would ever accuse a woman of that.

Officer, I happen to work here, so this restraining order on my ex technically doesn't apply. And why do you mean performance art isn't a real job?!

And so what? The people that take it seriously (and happen to interest you) end up being your relationship partners? Sex happens to you because you intentionally or not cast the widest freaking net?

Well, uh, sure. That one's obvious. Was that your point? I thought your point was the same as those boring "All conscious attempt at flirting is awful and disgusting, all relationship build up organically out of natural interaction between uninterested people because wanting sex is SHAMEFUL, YOU VICIOUS PIGS" PSA…

SO there was this one time where I indeed took one might call "risks" –teasing, wordplay, attempts at physical contacts, general sexual forwardness– and this went really great! I ended up at the girl's place and the sexual momentum we had ended up in a shared bed. It was a wonderful night.

Oh, don't.

So, uh, I just want to share my concern that, that woman's self decided job is to catalogue the items that can be interpreted as "our accuser is not that bad"

Well, she's also right handed, but that didn't prevent me from imagining that the rate of right handed to left handed students falls between 5% to 10% like in the real world and not a righthandwashed dystopic nightmare.

A lot of people will come here to mention how much they can't stand the guy. As far as I'm concerned, this was such a brilliant way for South Park to talk about it.

Lord, I remember that one. The shameful memories. My resented playground comrades (hey, they had consoles, I never did before the PS2) and what we did to each other.

Aw, that's adorable! Where does this gif comes from?

Man, this video couldn't shout "we do not give a fuck about the overall Assassin's Creed plotline" harder.

Oh so that's how the swords work. Only took me ten years to figure it out.

I tried. Trust me, I did.

I want a Ocelot trainer with his own glorified Wailord-Outer Haven Pokemon.

This .gif is offensively fake: nobody in their right mind would willingly install X-COM Enforcer.