Okay, what is wrong with you Americans?

Saddening lack of beard volume.

Well, maybe it turns out we're led to believe lives are worth more than they are because of well paid hitmen in collective imagination?

It's getting better, but it's still frustrating to play beyond comprehension.

The thing is your "very essence of a game" is wrong and simply need correction. It'll be all fine afterward.

I think the problem is involvement, indeed. Gone Home is very much about suggestion, and I really think there's a distinction to make between restraint and lack of depth.

What about the keys you can loot when you slay the Christmas Duck? Also known as the Terrifying Porcelain Creature of the Pond?

Well see the trick is, the Codec number is on the back of the box, it's meta that way.

I don't know, it was realistic?

Well, maybe it is that you're not very smart. Happens more than you know when not understanding stuff. Considering every possibility here.

And I thought it was really good. It resonated with me extremely well, actually, and I'll always remember it fondly for how unique and unexpectedly intense the experience was to play it with my lesbian sister.

So people, help me out there. I'm the least tech savvy guy on the planet. "Technically Impaired Duck" is based on my life story.
I want a gaming PC, but have delayed any purchase for years now because this is just too much money to make mistakes.
Should I pick a Steam Machine out of "simplicity" or would a motivated…

Meh. It doesn't even mean jack. Mine reflects both the real thought experiment and the underlying themes of the game while defining the key gamplay feature.

That's okay as long as it's unimportant enough to to absent from the Wikipedia disambiguation page.

I hate this game so much.

I have to say, I can't wait for the No For Realsies This is the Final One This Time Edition.

Dammit.

Okay, kids, out of the way.

...I know what it says. Have you... problems?

I really like the fact that I don't have to answer you because some other people called you out on your wrongness. But anyway, and in order.