Yes. As long as the money train doesn’t stop, she gives no fucks at all. Literally.

I would turn straight for a half a billion dollars.

*EVERYBODY* knew he was a philandering POS in 2006 (at least everybody in NY whose eyes even fell on a newspaper of the guy next to us on the subway). By then he’d already married two of his mistresses.

I would hazard if you Googled her name looking for a “paid date,” there would be some sort of history of her offering these services. I would do it, but I’m at work and uh... yeah that would be fun to explain to IT.

20 years ago there might have been, sure, back when it might have been new or original, or she were his first wife, or he’d never talked about how he wanted to bang his daughter.

I’ve thought about this. In return for world peace, and end to inequality, shitloads of money for me and everyone I know and love, and death to my enemies, I would agree to bend over a sofa for a few minutes of vanilla doggy style.

I’m going to have to disagree with part of this. She married this bloviating fool on purpose. I don’t think she’s capable of feeling embarrassment at all. She may have, earlier in life, and she’ll be annoyed, certainly, at this disruption, but embarrassed? Ashamed? Angry? I’m doubtful. She knew what he was when she…

There’s no way any prenup written by Trump’s lawyers would have that kind of provision. My guess is that she is angry about being publicly embarrassed about this more than the actual act of infidelity which she already probably knew about.

Because was she curious what it would be like, and she thought she was going to get a slot on The Apprentice. She has sex with married men all the time as part of her job. Not all porn stars are single; in fact, I’m pretty sure she was married to someone when this event occurred, for that matter.

I would imagine she’s reviewing the prenup to see if this kind of scenario is actionable in some way, but as for, like, hurting her feelings? She’s probably relieved more than anything else.

Here’s another thing: She knew he was married. Why would she fuck him?

10/10 Melania does not care. If anything she’s prob glad to outsource that particular wifely duty.

This assumes that Trump actually pays for services rendered, although I guess sex workers do demand payment in advance.

The real question is, does Melania even care? Is she reading about this and seething.....or is she shrugging her shoulders and thinking “eh, another one.”

Smelly and crusty.

if hard-pressed, she could “describe his junk perfectly.”

There is no amount of money, fame or potential business opportunity in the world that would motivate me to fuck that orange hued, lying piece of shit.

IT: Were you attracted to him?