HOW did the man not make it as a talk show host?

Jesus, the mildly patronising racism is one thing, but when you tried and failed to use ’whom’ correctly, you really lost me.

Fiddler, short for ‘kiddy fiddler’? The idea being that white people really like molesting kids. Not my term, just one I’ve heard.

Same here. I don’t love it or hate it, and could easily live without it, but it’s not entirely useless. I like the alarm a lot better than the phone one, and it’s useful having weather and things on my wrist. One benefit is I never take my phone off mute now, since I know if I’m getting a call or a text. But if it…