Ooooooh! Nailed him!

This is the Lascaux Cave paintings of white guilt.

$22.5M?!? Jesus. Jeff Dunham is a criminally unfunny ventriloquist whose act is more than a little racist. I’m going back to bed.

Fair point, although, as much as I’d enjoy a Lakers mutiny, I don’t see it happening.

*yawn*

I actually agree that Top 10 is too high. I was afraid that if I wrote Top 15 (where I think he actually belongs) it would start a different discussion that I didn’t want to have.

It’s really a perfect storm in LA. What I mean is, there are probably plenty of stars who aren’t inclined to take a backseat, but they’ve got coaches or owners who make it clear that that’s what they must do if they want to continue to play.

And where did she hide these illegal drugs, you ask? Why, in plain sight, of course.

It’ll definitely be interesting to see how history remembers Bryant.

How does producing this movie benefit Netflix?

Mays is deservedly remembered as an all-time great, but “Willie Mays, stumbling around in the Mets’ outfield” is the go-to allusion when talking about athletes who hung on too long.

Nevermind. Thought you were replying to me. My mistake.

Let’s hope Obama takes mercy on us and has tonight’s Lakers/Sixers game start in OT.

Yeah, I’m totally kidding about the Mary Poppins part. Sorry.

You’re not average; Mary Poppins is part of the symbolism! You see, “a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down” suggesting that if we want to avoid a Trump presidency, we’re going to have to hold our noses, take our medicine, and vote for Hillary.

You’re missing the symbolism.

You’re missing the symbolism.

No, I’ve never done long division for work. But, having developed a strong number sense as a kid, I’m able to makes sense of data and numbers-based problems at a glance, which is a tremendously useful skill.

You love being that guy. We all love being that guy. The internet was made for being that guy.

I don’t feel like watching anybody get killed, but from the back, that looks like Jeb Corliss. Is this the jump where he shatters his legs?