I can guarantee that nothing you will ever do in your life is so important that it can’t wait 90 minutes. If you are in the midst of a crisis you can stay the fuck home.

Any potential suing should be aimed at theaters for the prices they charge. Jesus....it’s popcorn, not a fucking kidney transplant!

This guy is really mentally unstable. I’m surprised he did not find her address to murder her instead of just publicly shaming her. He seems like a psychopath, and when it comes out in a few years that he is a serial killer, it will all make sense. His entitlement and sense of revenge is only going to escalate.

Maybe you stop looking at your tiny screen and focus on the giant one in front of you. I may spend too much time on my phone—just ask my boyfriend—but on the rare occasion I go to the movies (and I rarely go because tickets are fucking expensive), I turn my phone off when the lights dim. I’m pretty sure there’s…

Gosh, it’s so hard to get through life as an unchallenged tool. Poor Brandon. Poor, poor Brandon.

What the fuck did I just read? I clicked over to the article to attempt to better understand that and just ended up way more perplexed. This guy is a complete wack job.

Or how about its more polite to leave to check your phone?

National media are supporting him? Even commenters on Fox FB pages think he’s an entitle moron. It makes you wonder how realistic his perceptions of what his date was doing are.

Fuck this guy.

My original title just said “creep.”

Now if only he could find a basket and pulley! They just don’t sell that combo everywhere like they used to!

He seems like a delight.

He’s got lotion delivery set up on Amazon Prime, that’s for sure.

These are the precious, fragile men.... and they hate us.*

I think all we know for sure with this guy is that he’s never going to kiss a girl.

How many women does this guy have buried in his basement? Jw

So with people like this dude, do you think they were fucked up by their parents, or are their parents humiliated?

Just so everyone knows what kind of bro we’re dealing with...

I would have personally chosen to call him a “Huge Shithole” in the headline, but I also feel it’s our unique ways of thinking that make Gizmodo Media Group’s diverse portfolio of online platforms so compelling.

Well, this dude’s pretty much guaranteeing he won’t be going out on many more dates (at least with a woman who has basic Googling skills).