His giant man boobs are the only floaties he needs

For context, you cannot walk in front of the Obamas’ residence in Kalorama....

Or paying for a nice deadbolt and taking the pins out of the door’s hinges....

Especially when his organization is STILL requesting temporary visas for foreign workers. That would be a pretty sweet first assignment for a young recruit.

He had floaties.

The fact that they identified which networks and such they found makes it seem that you have a real strange obsession with defending the trumpster.

Starred, with reservations about the swimming part. It might deplete his precious limited stores of his life force.

Context is all, S. You ever think that *anybody* could drive past and try to get hack into them?

And you know it isn’t used for sensitive communications how? We’re talking the trumpette here.

I’m surprised you weren’t just directed to his IT suppliers; the ACME Corporation!

Trump swims up: “Say, what are you guys doing? Trying to hack into Mar-A-Lago? Sounds like a lot of work to me. Hell, just ask me whatever you want to know.”

There was a quote on one of the NATSEC feeds I follow a while back that I think sums up the bigger threat.

Wait, are you saying Trump isn’t fully prepared for the job of President?

False news

Hysteria. She’s probably on her period.

Trump manhandled a female reporter and got rewarded with the presidency for it so Issa should have just admitted it.

A thug AND a gaslighter! “Oh, silly female, imagining things again,, sounds like someone has a touch of the vapors.” Class act, Issa, you crooked goddamn bicycle-seat sniffer.

How quick idiots forget that not that long ago how hysterically scared Republicans were about Obama hitting the “reset” button with Russians and how they ridiculed such efforts.

Dacron Darry - - “Aw whassamattow? Did icky bad Vladamir Putin get his gweat big hands all over wittle Chucky Farmer’s Fetwife cwedentials?”

Thank you Donald Trump for sharing our more than 560 million login credentials with the Russians