Allow me to play the world’s smallest violin for her.

Oh, she’s absolutely a horrible person. She’s a mercenary for a fascist administration.

I think it’s like being inducted into the mafia. You might technically be able to leave, but the Don won’t forget your transgression...

I think she knows this is her career now. She’s destroyed her chances of ever working in a mainstream job, and if she bails on Trump the right-wingers will be done with her too. She’s got no real choice but to ride this thing out.

I can believe she doesn’t like him, what I can’t believe is that money and power for herself and a position for her husband are enough to get her to continue representing him and saying such outrageous things in support of him. Doesn’t that make her a horrible person, too, for making him and his actions seem less…

“Blech! I need to take a shower,” because she disliked her candidate so much,”

She doesn’t like him? No? Really? REALLY?

I could fully believe she started doing it for the money, but Kellyanne has drunk the Kool aid. She could have got out after the election or after the inauguration yet she’s still around. She can’t be getting paid that much.

To be fair, I feel the need to shower after listening to her spin words into incoherent piles of shit.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

Right? This is a trumped up charge, no pun intended. She never seemed to attempt actually running him off the road, just followed and yelled and punched his windows, which probably did more damage to her knuckles than anything else. They are getting a mountain out of a molehill, I think.

Or a snarky alien

Dunno, an argument could be made that if he’d made the “right choices,” there’d be no one trying to run him off the road...hmm, maybe the republicans are on to something here!

Okay, where does it say she actually tried to run him off the road instead of following him to express her opinion when he stopped his car because he wouldn’t engage with her on campus?

I’m fairly sure her fee from George Soros can cover them!

“I do hope it gets him to thinking about how your health can change in an instant and sometimes that instant has nothing to do with how you’ve chosen to care for yourself up to that moment.”

The good news is that, had he sustained injuries, he would still have top notch health insurance to ease the financial burden as he recovered ...?

What she did was shitty, but I do hope it gets him to thinking about how your health can change in an instant and sometimes that instant has nothing to do with how you’ve…

I don’t think running someone off the road counts as protesting.

Can we crowd fund her legal fees?

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.