If the Spice man wasn’t fired before he is now. Trump will definitely have to prove he’s got an acute case of the not-gays.

Holly!

I just can’t believe these same people will wake up in the morning, serve their kids breakfast, and then say: “Okay, I’m off to yell at a young teen girl who may have been raped! Enjoy your day kids!”

LOL, so that’s the mother fucking culprit!

My mother met my stepdad just before she turned 50. Online. They are a wonderful couple. Married for 8 years now, together for 10. It can definitely happen!

I’m not your age, but I’ve been feeling down about this stuff too. On one of the other articles it mentioned a study that found peoples lust for their partner dropped off majorly after 1-4 years. Like, I knew the 7 year itch was a thing, but 2.5 years? It’s just depressing that when I do meet someone the chances of a…

I turn 33 this year and I already feel ancient I don’t know how i’ll take turning 35 and a 15 year old kid.

It’s my 35th birthday tomorrow. That looks weird to even type. Halfway through the 30s already. Wtf. My older daughter will be 8 in a few weeks. Wtf. TIME. You crazy son of a gun.

I had a glorious pizza today. Goat sausage, fiddleheads, grana padano, apricots, spruce tips, spinach apple pesto. NOM. What you eating?

Wicked! When agencies get their shit together, and actually work together, that is when shit gets done. Fingers crossed.

What do you expect from an administration that lays out classified documents on a restaurant table and then point about a half-dozen camera-enabled phones at them?

But emails that do not have a classification on a private server are a BIG NONO...okay. (Not saying that’s okay either, but, come on man.)

AIDE: Mr President, it looks like the Russian photographer forgot his camera here, should I remove it?

Srsly. I smoke pot in self-defense.

Le mot juste!!

Easy for you to say, the Russians don’t have a tape of prostitutes peeing on you. (I assume)

Sure! C’mon over for bong rips and Frontline— my window is the one with the cloud coming out of it. Can’t miss it.

Man, I could’ve told you that was a bad idea, and I’m high as a vulture

Yeah, I’d like some follow-up on that. I mean... is that commonly done? Is the U.S. THAT confident in its electronic surveillance detection?

Even I could tell you that was a bad idea, and I’ve never done intelligence work.

Former Obama deputy assistant and Biden national security advisor asks an important question and a former CIA deputy director responds: