I know why the caged bird cries every three hours in the night?

Let’s also point out that if someone needs to work two full time jobs to take care of their kids, it’s really hard to do the parenting they want to do. If someone doesn’t believe she can take care of a child (for any reason) she shouldn’t be forced into having it!

The same moron who says this “I think that is a very big surveillance of our citizens.” WHAT. THE.FUCK. I’m with Babylegs upthread, his language makes me stabby.

omigod absolutely! The pressure must be tremendous even when translating the speech of leaders who are at least attempting to deliver coherent messages. Translating Trump’s willfully jumbled message salad to, say, Japanese, must make it look like the translator is not understanding him.

Liars. Big fat liars talk like this (I know your question was rhetorical, but I had to comment anyway).

WHO TALKS LIKE THIS????

If these 100 days interviews don’t prove dementia I don’t know what does. There’s this one with his incoherent rambling, and the other where he talks about “archaic rules” in Congress making “bad deals”.

I find it weird that the part of America that demands people speak English or GTFO are the same ones that elected two presidents who can’t string together coherent sentences in their native language.

Honestly he’s close to ruining adverbs for me altogether.

Exactly. The correct word is “bigly.” /s

Just heard that one this morning, and yes, so disturbing. “We’ve changed our minds; morals are not important to our voting decisions even though we literally debuted that concept.”

When are THOSE people going to learn to speak English!?

I’ve started using “Sad!” when I disapprove of something.

Pour one out for our German interpreter/translator friends. They never get to convey the verb because the man never completes a sentence. #polyglotjokes

Amazing men. The very best strongly kind.

I read a story recently about translators for other countries’ leaders. They are in a bind because if the translate him accurately, it looks like they don’t understand English and can’t do their jobs.

Ugh I read the entire transcript earlier and my reading level sank as a result, I’m sure

Reading his spoken words makes me FUCKING STABBY. He is so unbelievably good (?) at stringing words together without saying anything at all. Pronouns are this man’s favorite thing.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

“I think our side’s been proven very strongly”