It’s a super-appropriate place for Cheeto Hitler to appear, though: MAD Magazine.

Yep. For better or worse.

Right? I mean, that 4 month old should definitely be potty trained and raisin’ the other babies by now. What does that kid expect, a life of luxury? Hop to, Junior. You crawl your ass over here and get some work done, son.

Yea I always thought that real life as a Simpsons episode would be fun.... how wrong I was

Lol how funny that this exists.

Thanks for this. I’m old and as I was reading this I was thinking, “Really?!! People in their twenties can drop this kind of cash without thinking?!!” I couldn’t and I’m old and don’t even have a mortgage!

Dropping $500 on a wristband after 14 days of unresponsiveness and e-mails bouncing back.

Yeah, it is puzzling. I can tell you, however, with a Phish fiend in my house, it is somehow possible to be both entirely non-working and still be able to follow Phish around. There’s a crazy weird self sustaining Phish society that I’m vaguely privy to and which generally makes me worry in a grandma ‘You should be…

It’s the grasshopper and the ant fable. The ant works hard and lives through the winter. The grasshopper doesn’t, but he sure had one hell of a fun summer.

Yep. The world is divided into the clean living, cost conscious folks like yourself, and the hard partying, devil may care spenders. The latter will live fast and die young-ish, the former will make sacrifices for their kids and then enjoy retirement and old age. Different lifestyles, different views on the meaning…

Gotta love that blame the victim mentality, let me guess you would have also never taken nude pics during the fappening right? They thought they were buying passes two a 4 day festival with accommodations, free drinks, and meals in the bahamas with music from the likes of Blink 182.

Do you know how much something…

Seriously! This is what I’m confused by the most. For this kind of money, these friends could’ve gotten a great suite just about anywhere, had lots of spending money, lots of great food, and great times together.

For $9000, a group of girls could have a freaking great time at Abaco Island in the Bahamas for a WEEK, including plenty of cash for shopping and dining.

I wouldn’t say that they deserved it. Just because she has money to burn on festivals doesn’t mean she deserves to be scammed. But yes, certainly, a fool and her money are easily parted.

I don’t even know who that is. A quick google search, and I still don’t know who that is.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

It’s like the old Mad Magazine back covers!

We need t-shirts that say “I voted for a progressive female presidential candidate and all I got was this TERRIBLE ORANGE SHIT STAIN OF A LEADER and a t-shirt made in China” (Thanks Ohio)

As a wise woman recently said: “Oh, yummy.”