We all want a hot leader...

The guy on the right....my type is usually thin, weedy looking, bespectacled intellectual guys but maybe it’s time to go South of the border.

I mean before I had a kid I hoped I would die at 35 so this could work.

Surely the sexy trifecta you refer to is this one (Which looks like it could also serve as the opening credit for Law & Order: NAFTA)

But… you have one!

He has to do it, there’s a total lack of melanin in all the White House photos.

I have low standards, will settle for a competent one. *sigh*

Not to be shallow, but it’s extra mortifying that the face of our country is so goddamn hideous.

Memories...........

Probably some of the GOP base who hate the Clintons hate them precisely because Bill and Hill got out of bumfuck Arkansas and made a shitload of money. They worship inherited wealth, but God forbid that an intelligent and ambitious couple actually leverage their political smarts into big bucks.

Honestly, WHY DOES HE THINK THAT LOOKS NORMAL, LET ALONE GOOD??? If I woke up one day and my face was that color I would go to the emergency room.

For a good cry/laugh/scream, read this:

b....b....b....but SHRILL! and EMAILS! and VAGINA! and BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!1

And also Donald Trump essentially inherited his initial wealth and has underperformed most basic investment metrics over the same period of time.

Donald Trump: Hailed for parlaying his name and expertise into a multi-million dollar enterprise.

And, God fucking forbid, an adept capitalist who leveraged her expertise and celebrity to make money.

Well, it starts with wanting to have the Inaugural Parade down Constitution Avenue feature tanks and missiles.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”