And he's got the metal racecar from Monopoly shoved up one nostril.

Perfect bucks!

Sure! Because those phone calls and texts spent SO much time talking about LNG and mentioning Perry’s name, right? Makes perfect sense. Nice and sparkling clear. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

I knew he was desperate, but I gotta say, I didn't see "Rick Perry made me do it" coming.

So many great observations here, and me with only one star to give.

Unholy!

Good times!

My poor liddle' lady brain is not -equipped- to handle such "speculation".

She does sound exactly like the Grisham golem... Are we sure they're separate people IRL?

Oh no, the NFL took down your gif. Savages!

I will be back for seconds! Yum.

“What I want you to believe is...."

Definitely at the "I've fallen and I can't get up" stage of his presidency.

NO DAVE, I WAS HOPING *YOU* COULD EXPLAIN THE ASS QUOTATIONS. Christ in a bucket! That has been bugging me way more than it should. He puts ‘bullshit’ in all caps, but actually deploys double quotes for ‘ass’. Then again, he uses an apostrophe after a word and calls it a hyphen, so I expect that this is just one more…

Thanks Dave! ::mwah::

::mwah::

You beast!! Next you'll ask me to cut the tags off the mattress!

Yes! Welll, the IC-IG was also Trump appointed, but that doesn’t stop these people from yelling RINO deep state Democrat plant etc. etc.

Additionally, it just makes them sound more scared of all the Somethings that the Democrats are Doing.