Real credit: some wittier songwriter in the Hill's comments whose name I immediately forgot!

I'm dancing to it in my mind right now.

I’m pretty sure it sounds better with a British accent 

I can’t decide which abuse is worse.... So I’m glad the next whistleblower is in the story now. Soon, there’ll be too many sources for the source to even be an issue anymore.

After seeing how long Pelosi can hold her breath, I refuse to guess when that vote will come! She’ll hold it when it’s time, not a day before. It’s like she doesn’t even give a fuck about our nerves.

Pretty rich!

They don’t have the courage yet.... They’re cowards, so they’ll only start stepping forward after someone else has thrown the first rock.

*clutches pearls*

I like my angels like I like my men

Yeah! Look what a good dancer Alan is, besides! Move over, Sean Spicer!

GOOD GOD!

WALL

They’re a pack of inflatable bozos who forget who John Mitchell was.

50 if they're nasty

Snrk

I was rendered insufficiently suicidal when Hillary Clinton tweeted, I think

How many angels can twerk on the head of a pin? Who knows these things?

HUH! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

“What other corruption have you investigated besides your political opponents?”

Romney's criticism really hit a nerve!... Since it addressed Trump's corruption directly, only talked about his actions, it frustrated Fatboy into a retaliatory tweet barrage (complete with calling Romney an "ass", in quotes).