A month ago she still had me chewing my fingernails off. Before, it wasn’t time. Now, it’s time. I still feel a little sheepish. ^^

Yeah, but really, we saw that one coming. Mile away.

I imagine Rob Portman goes home every night and chants “there’s no place like home” until he passes out for the night.

You're only assuming I'm joking, doll.

I hate that! There must be a name for this phenomenon!

Ded ded dedski. 

I'll bet she's already starting to receive donations of many many lime-green dildos.... The boots will surely be appreciated.

Party cocks FTW!

Isn’t that great? Every time they fumble out another talking point, it dies before takeoff.

Surprise!! Johnson’s playing like he doesn’t remember a thing.

Well, they couldn’t book Hillary to moderate it, because she was busy on Maddow. (Terrific interview btw.) But, for fucksake, could they not find a woman?

Isn’t that delightful? I remember grumbling when they enacted it.... And I remember Gerry Connolly crowing about it when he revived it for Trump. Operation Boomerang, complete.

I saw a Cougar Warren 2020 poster gif somewhere in the replies on one of those tweets... I swear I saw it... the internet really IS on the job, we'll just have to dig a bit.

... and another $50 to Good Vibrations!

TAKE MY MONEY

Fucking EPIC

PLEASE print up 1500 bumper stickers of this right now, kthx

Maybe she’ll bring that hunky little Marine on a leash along on the campaign trail! Now THAT would fill some arenas.

Sacha Baron Cohen would be *appalled* to try on such a poorly-developed character!

Addendum 2: I forgot the soundtrack. Of COURSE there’s a Firewater song for that!