Addendum: THIS is why Kevin McCarthy is whining about the House Republicans not having a say in all these subpoenas.

I’m also going to love hearing Portman and Johnson react to this little refresher course. Oh yeah, that's right, nobody liked Shokin... we were just hoping y'all wouldn't remember...

Knock ‘em down, Christian soldiers, knock ‘em down.

Ahh, who knew healthcare could be so inextricably entangled with the conditions of my reelection?.....

Fragile writer! The usual.

They just made nerdy ol’ Elizabeth Warren zoom up about 27 points on the coolness scale.

OMG her reply is the sneaky-grandmaest thing evar. *dies* Did these guys really think this would make her LESS cool?

Ooh man, definitely more puce today than yesterday. He’s well on his way to aubergine.

Yes, please and thank you for your service and get the fuck off the stage.

Nailed it... I had that exact same rant in me, but not the energy to type on a smartphone, so thanks for articulating it for me. I was shocked and repulsed. Better to have kept one's mouth shut and gone out on a good note, Bob.

He's been sounding like that a lot lately, is why he's my first guess.... He helped write the whistleblower laws, so he's takin it purrrsonal.

“But what if he meant to express genuine affection?!”

Lol. He's got a pack of morbidly obese dentists on shiny weekend Harleys.

They've already got the order to preserve documents! I think they got stopped in time. Well, time will tell if the order worked.

GOP gossip control has it that, if it were put to a secret vote right now, 35 Republican senators would vote to impeach. Watch the show!

He did it because it made his dick happy. Who gives a fuck why? Why is utterly immaterial.

COTD comes straight from the GOP:

No, Giuliani (and Manafort, natch) wanted the Black Book *not* to exist..... I.e., its non-existence would prove that Manafort was innocent of receiving payments from Yanukovych, and therefore the Ukrainians framed Manafort, and they did it all to help Hillary Clinton. However, the black book was retrieved from the…

Hey, they can always get one of those luxury coal jobs he's bringing back! Snert.

Maddow just called Pence the pro between the quid (military aid) and the quo (make up dirt on the Bidens). Noice. Wotta stooge.