Hollylujah

9/27/19

Focusing the messaging is good, because the populace is dumb... I hope this pays off.

9/27/19

Pelosi just said this earlier this morning— regarding criticism from Kellyanne Conway, but applies equally here— “Why would I have to answer about anything she says?”

9/27/19

Seriously!

9/27/19

From your keyboard to the angels' ears.

9/27/19

SQUIRREL!!

9/27/19

I'd move that whole exhibit to Madame Tussaud's House of Horrors.

9/27/19

“SQUIRREL!”

9/27/19

I hope they keep sending it back until the end of time. Even the GOP doesn't want to fuck with the national emergency standards.

9/27/19

He's been getting too high on his own supply for too long...... He and Trump both, always aggrieved they don't get major awards and press accolades for every move. Rudy got used to the unwarranted lionization after 911, and Trump was born with it. Wotta pair of maroons.

9/27/19

*ganz tot*

9/27/19

I was about to start with “Clearly they didn’t think this through”, but that’s a given with these two..... Anyway, they’re trying to doxx a CIA agent who’s probably capable of killing them by bumping into them on the subway. Solid plan!

9/27/19

Dolly, I’ve been working on that assignment since yesterday (I didn’t forget), and still coming up dry. Gawd, do I have snark block?? I just got nothin. Just “but the server!” I’m having a brain-burnt week.

9/27/19

The replies to Burkman's tweet yesterday took up that exact challenge. Hilarious assortment of characters claiming or assigning responsibility. Sometimes the internet really comes through for you.

9/27/19

Rich daddy

9/27/19

Right? It sounds like Bible.

9/27/19

Also because these idiots don’t hire enough language speakers to operate. I’ll bet Trump’s remaining acting ambassadors use Google Translate to negotiate with North Korea.

9/27/19

Mmmbabyyy, ya KNOW what I liiiike. Now that’s the whistleblower I had originally been waiting for! Around the same time as the current scandal started, there were rumblings of a whistle being blown over interference re Trump’s taxes.... Happy to hear there’s something to that.

9/27/19

>> the evidence got buried and he could use non-government actors to negotiate his schemes. It’s that practice that’s exposed him this time. <<

9/27/19

Narrator: The GOP had no chance of winning back the House.

9/27/19

A sprint with the full court press behind it (you will please pardon the mixed sportsball metaphors) could be just the thing, if they keep going like they've been.