Snert. I may or may not be high as a vulture tonight.

Somehow, I’m always surprised every time she manages a response like that *without* preceding it with “FUCKING DUHHHHH, PEOPLE.”

I think probably he WAS good.... until, as the kids say, he wasn’t.

Oh sisterbelle I gotta sleep sometime!...

I tweaked a Pelosiphobe. :P

... go round and round...

Lordy, of course there are tapes!

I am NOT going to stop laughing at it either, or amplifying it when others post it. Because it just doesn’t stop being funny!! Holyshit, you cannot make this stuff up.

Powerful weak! He's dodging.

Oh emm FUCKING gee.

Loogadat hot-pink scalp showing through. xD

Hats off to you for collecting the deets I’ve missed coming out in the past 2 hours (I was at Happy Hour, legally indisposed).

She had to wait for the calcium supplements to kick in, so that that 6-foot reaching stunt from a 5'3" woman would become possible. xD

Lol!! Nice job, huh?

*beautiful*

Wouldn't surprise me to see him adopt their weird naming convention... He does like to be on signs.

Right? But don’t fret... Even if Fatboy does try to pin it all on Nosferudy, there’s not one ounce of blame that’d be transferred away from Trump. Both he and Rudy come out equally filthy.

Ell-oh-motherfucking-ell. Where can I get an 8th of what they're smoking??

Dolly, I WAS cancelled for pinching somebody’s Hillareee hard-on. #Sad!

Well, if you take away the all-caps, you get truth.