It’s really a brilliant cartoon! Just remembering the cadence of the commercial, that alone calls to mind the ludicrous scrambling of the GOP right now. You can imagine them mistakenly emailing their talking-points to Nancy Pelosi to that little beatbox soundtrack. xD

He’s totally ditched Pence... and now he’s sucking him down the “let’s see HIS transcripts too!” sinkhole with him.

They seem to think it worked for them in Russiagate, so they’re giving it another go.

(Sssh.. you said ‘pelosi’ and ‘good’ in the same sentence.. you’ll get banned!)

That’s what keeps getting me. His defenses on this issue are so weak— he really has no answer to that ‘shall’ thing. The IG makes the determination, the AG doesn’t enter into it, the OLC doesn’t enter into it, and the White House certainly doesn’t enter into it. Yet Maguire went to the WH first, even before going to…

If they can impel Maguire to indicate that Barr intervened

That was so fucking beautiful. xD

I’m thinking that poor office-worker who hit “Send” was panicking because s/he was working at double-speed, because they couldn’t synthesize the shit fast enough...! See what happens when you don’t take the time to get a second pair of eyes on your composition?

Terry Gilliam honestly couldn’t have done a better job of writing that gag.

I was not rendered sufficiently suicidal by the fact that Hillary Clinton tweeted yesterday afternoon. xD

It sounds like a nontropical cousin to beriberi.

It’s because the facts are coming out so fast that they can’t even muster a set of talking-points, or even a distraction, before their attempt is overwritten. In the Mueller investigation, people got used to having months elapse between bits of information, so the reichwingers had their solidly crafted wall of…

[toxic pus-mouthed gargoyle boy] would lead the administration’s “strategy and messaging” in the coming fight.

A Confederacy of Nunces! Magnificent.

Perfection!!

Those were the days when ‘appearance of impropriety’ used to mean something. Good times!

I’d say “impressive” only as far as the byzantine nature of the coverup, but still also “incompetent” as far as “who the fuck thought this would actually WORK?”

Cosigned!

Really. It’s nothing to be proud of, but it’s a definite truth.