"because it seems like little kids better understand how to play to a camera."

I did it too.

Deep…

I really wanted this to be Sofia Coppola so I could say, "She already made 'an endless, tedious vacation' movie. It's called Lost in Translation!"

Or maybe boredom, or not wanting to be on the up-and-comer's show, or a bad pack of Pall Malls…could have been a bunch of things NOT being 56.

Good god there are so many things…well, two I guess…in that statement that I just can't imagine being true.

Wait, 56 is "old", and that caused Ball to lose her timing?

"mock their father’s gigantic cinderblock of a camera"

I was all set to complain about how disjointed and flimsy Tina's story was, but I think that's entirely the point. She let Gene go second because she still didn't have her story straight, and never really did.

1) This was an enjoyable read.
2) People are free to drink what they like.
3) That said, gin is terrible. To me.

I watch this show loyally, and will until it's done, but please please, no more Homer-and-Marge-breakup stories, and no more Homer-and-Lisa-are-SO-different stories.

(clap-clap-clap-clap!)

Drip drip drip!

The damn theme to Friends!

Somehow I missed the over-use of these phrases, so while the big utterances are familiar, they don't grate on me.

If it/I was Carl, I'd have said they're freaking awesome!

Ooo that's better!

Not a punchline, they're awesome!

Maybe it should have been "Pitch gets sent down" because being sent to the dugout, you're still on the team. But get sent down…hello Single A!

Ehh…Slick Black Cadillac is a pretty good song.