"The minute Conlin told Carrie to meet him at his home, I knew he was dead."

I think it's hilarious. So why did it do poorly?

If Mr. Gerardi ever saw Robot Chicken he might explode! With joy!

Airwolf? Jan Michael Vincent in the house!

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Limit Nic Cage Screen Time Foundation.

I agree with the "duh" part, as in that's the sound of Cage's performance.

"Not my proudest moment."

Dude. Did a comic book guy beat you up or something?

That's an interesting take. Makes it more enjoyable I'm sure.

Hey! It's not Road House! Don't you diminish Road House by associating it with Con Air. Con Air is ridiculous. And Cage's performance is…how it is. The only parts of Road House that bother me are the scenes with the blind exposition machine that is Jeff Healy.

An extended cut? Kill me!

Good point.

No meat, depending on the nature of the apocalypse potentially no water, and depending on the time passed, no fuel or electricity.

Nope.

At the time, I thought Armageddon was better than Deep Impact. But now that Bay-style has become codified, I find Deep Impact more satisfying.

Iceburgh!!!

Damn it!

If it comes around, and there's DVR space, I'll record it.

Feel full of ourselves today are we?

So is…is that a defense of the movie/performance?