No, they were losing their minds because of the trenchant insight into the male condition, vis-à-vis bad gift giving.

I started the piece, thought it was ridiculous, went to comment on its ridiculousness, but then felt bad for not having read the whole article. So I went back and finished it.

A think piece on an SNL sketch? This song isn't just funny, it's also a commentary on men?

I prefer my strange brew black, no sugar, no cream…

Steel Wheels at Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh, and while the Stones have continued to tour, I refuse to believe the show is "Awesome!" anymore.

Nope, only the best movie Max Von Sydow ever acted in!
(Ok, Flash Gordon is pretty great too…)

Ok.

Any loud or heavy band I've seen at the Marcus has sounded at best ok, and at worst just this mush of frequencies. Steely Dan sounded a bit better than average, and Roger Waters sounded great. Otherwise…oh well.

Fair enough.

Ooo the internet beating you're gonna get….

You've seen pictures of her, right? Overwhelming wholesomeness when she was younger, and now that she's older just the right amount of sexy without drifting into what the public perceives as slutty.

"There ought to be a law against rock bands performing in basketball arenas."

"completists only to an extent"

Where did you see them?

It's just so heavy…

I was justing thinking about that line!

We shall disagree.

Rush freak here…I'm kinda being pushed to the limit on Rush releases actually. I get that plenty of younger Rush fans never had a chance to own the entire catalog on vinyl, but I'm older, and as long as they were releasing vinyl, I was buying it. I don't remember a vinyl release for Roll the Bones; maybe I just…

I can't separate the two.

"No one puts Shelly alongside Shakespeare, at least to my knowledge"