Oh I bet if a person put some thought into it, an evil, but somewhat ingenious plan could be hatched.

Dude. There's evil, and there's cruel.

Interesting. And it feels like you did take it at face value. I think.

Well there you go.

Since you brought up Signs(and several of the gaping plot holes), I'd like to throw this out to the commentariat.

Well done! I genuinely laughed out loud.

Holy crap! Directed and wrote it! I No wonder it was such a stinker.

I fought the urge to be the pedant, and I've lost. Here goes…

I'm kinda surprised his name is so out front on this. Because of, you know…the sucking.

"Well first of all, obviously it's not a documentary, they had to talk to each other or there'd be no movie."

So…this is a horror-comedy? And not in a "ha ha it's supposed to be scary but it's hilarious" kind of way?

You can't fit Marmaduke in a nutshell, he's too big!

You may have to pay for it…

Has Roth-era VH ever fit so perfectly?

I've always been bothered by the very idea of this movie, that these five stereotypes would hang out and bond and share all these emotions and secrets.

Ooo! Not good for you then.

I saw it too when I was 12 or 13 and missed out on the sadness because…you know…12. I was too enamored with the trappings of the cadets; weapons, sharp uniforms…

120 comments in and nobody else has mentioned how good Taps is? The losses(which I won't reference in case people decide to watch it) the cadets suffer, and the performances of the three leads…very strong film.

I just want to say, this Loverboy thread…well I'm loving every minute of it.

Here wait, let me turn you loose…