My 19 month old son is in a screaming phase which is really awesome when driving...or eating a restaurant...or awake... Anyway, we have been doing the diversion stuff, the whisper quietly to him stuff, and the ignore stuff. Ignoring doesn't seem to help. But whisper seems to get him to stop for a second. My first kid…

I cannot see any reason she would stay with him if he was abusing her privately

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I wonder how many of the necks of his high-powered male colleagues he has "held repeatedly while trying to emphasise [his] point"?

I like to think that Tom Hanks signs his tweets like that, in a similar fashion to how my own father signs his text messages—"dad".

Here's the business end of a tunnel boring machine. (The lower portion isn't shown because its hidden by the as-yet-to-be-cut rock and soil.)

i do have to admit i love the use of all caps in harriet the spy.

He's the equivalence of the "new young character" trope used to reboot floundering 90s sitcoms.

Poor scrappy. The reject Doo.

At first I read it as Scrappy and Scooby and I was all, "WTF GROSS!" so I read it again and its Shaggy and Scooby, and I'm all, "oh okay, that makes sense."

Thank you for this. I have no trouble believing that these 50 orgs are shit, but I get so tired of the idea that spending money on administration is bad. If you want to hire the best talent, get that talent to share their expertise with all your field offices, and—most importantly—actually measure and evaluate the…

While i'm sure these are awful charities, focusing too much on the ratio of money received to money paid out is a bad idea. The problem is that a lot of charities with low administrative costs don't use money wisely. A charity can claim they pay out 98 cents on the dollars, but do so by giving all their cash to local…

So funny - we never know what will feed us. That stupid Van Halen song "Jump" saved my sanity one time when I was so beaten down. I heard that song on the radio in my car and somehow it suddenly made sense. I was going to get up and not let anything get me down. It's not always the great works of art that save our…

That is actually a friend of ours and he was just with us two weeks ago at the Mets vs Marlins game, this is toooo hilarious, he is okay thank goodness!

"But my sorority/fraternity wasn't like this at all and I met so many wonderful people and had wonderful experiences and it was wonderfully wonderful yada yada yada."

I hope to God somebody publishes names, so a bunch of rich white legacy shitheads can never again apply for a job without the prospective employer Googling their names and getting hits involving the phrase "faggot nigger."

Ooh! Things that would make a better boyfriend than Joe Francis:

Oh god, the religious assholes are invading Jezebel now.

Eh, similar thing happened to me during the series finale of "The Sopranos." Stupid cable went out at the end.