It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

The only appropriate GIF. I cannot even.

::TEN THOUSAND PRAYER HAND EMOJIS::

Yeah, that song is B-A-D-D-D-D badddd.

Yeah, you should. Because she is SUCH a blast to sing along to in the car.

I’m surprised that they’d put this much effort into a video for one of the worst tracks on the album.

It’s about friendship.

I kind of don’t like this.

Dude why even? This is so classist and you rent like the rest of us. I love all of your articles (even the redic celebrity ones) and this is hella disappointing.... #brokeandrenting

Agree. Have just been informed that we don’t have the hookup or space for a dishwasher and also that we can’t afford one and that “I told you to use my work number only for emergencies.”

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but in NYC dishwashers are only for the ballin-est of ballers. It’s not like I LIKE to wash dishes by hand, I just have no other choice.

Sucks to be those of us in rentals with no dishwasher. Wasting our money, time, water, self-respect, etc.

Nope.

Wolf knows he will be validated when he single-handedly finds that plane

This hair is bad and she should feel bad.

Hasn’t Deadspin been ripping ESPN all week for their in-depth coverage of an all-around disgusting person and serial woman beater?? And here in a god-knows-how-many-words profile we get nothing! GO JOURNALISM!

I usually just refer to Don Lemon as 'My Ninja.'
As his mouth is expertly skilled in surprsing the ever-loving fuck out of me, rendering me stunned and confused.

NO the Rihport is not "ironic." Seriously? #NAVY