I can’t even tell what’s satire any more.  Is this satire?  Please say it’s satire.

“Don’t make me get nasty”

I listened to Marc Maron interview Sean Penn - nothing more than a guy with a lot of money, and a lot of time on his hands, and no one around to tell him he is of below average intelligence and talent.

I’m sorry, I’m literally lost now. I’m strengthening Eminem’s resolve...? No clue what you’re on about, TBH, you're not making any sense. 

Holy shit, you trotted your “I’m 16 and this is deep” nonsense, and at least 4 people fell for it.

Mind your own fucking business.

The fisheye lens can also mean someone wearing a halloween mask, and probably a suit, is standing outside your front door being polite but menacing.

The last person Sean Penn IRL dated was 43 years old.  Is your jealousy showing? 

“People are reading what you write and not taking it with any credibility because you are being an asshole about it. So whatever you write is being discounted.”

Why does it have to come down to “admit Eminem is right, or tell the gay man he’s wrong.”

Episode One is just about this one family who try and download “Infinity War”, but the horrific twist is that they can only find dubbed Indian versions for some reason.

Wait, which episode of Sons of Anarchy was this one, again? Was the “Hispanic Step Dad” part of the Mayans M.C.?

Also, since when do people only get upset by the political statements of political commenters? That sounds like a fantasy world you’ve made up. Is it nice? Is Trump also the president there? Is that Trump also BFFs with Kanye?

And if the person climbing onto the dunk tank has issues, and maybe doesn't really know what they're doing, and maybe needs help to learn not to climb into the tank...?

Well, that was surprisingly disarming. It’s OK, I AM a dipshit.

Ask Frank Darabont

Kanye West is a mentally ill man who is being bullied by the media (and a lot of the internet).

“Do you have millions of people hanging on your every word?”

“Go on reddit”...

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