This is bullshit obsfucation, IMO.... there may be a “real guy Jesus”, and he may be accepted by scholars as real, but he’s not “THE JESUS” that everyone thinks about when someone says “Jesus”. Religous types try and muddy the waters to give their stories legitimacy.

Always interesting when a basic comics “fact” you’ve known for years turns out to be wrong! I’ve always “known” that Vertigo was set up primarily to give Sandman a home, and to differentiate it from mainstream DC titles. Where do I hand in my nerd badge and gun?

“K” for “knife”... “N” for “NO! He’s got a knife!”....

“My best bet is usually “converting” someone, i.e. showing someone who isn’t sure that it can be fun”

 Are you seeing this?

It's gross for a 24 year old to enjoy a naked 19 year old's body?!
TO A NUNNERY!

YOU'RE going to start a new Joss Whedon fansite?!?!

If it annoys you, just tell all the hipsters he's a furry.

That's a tennis ball. Tennis balls look nothing like Creme Eggs.

First off, sincere apologies if I came over as judgemental about your personal situation, I absolutely didn't mean to. I was going by your comment and incorrectly assuming you meant "have a hard time making close friends because of anxiety"… clearly not the case, it's by choice, and I mean it when I say sorry.

The fact that you're using dog fights and bum fights as a related example (even an "extreme" one) makes me question your claim that you have a clear distinction between fiction and reality when it comes to film.

His quest for The Quickening…and naps.

Traffic started it…

I'm far less concerned about people who enjoy this kind of film, than I am about people who don't seem to be able to separate fiction from reality.

They ghost-walked out on ghost-legs.

But he still had it better than his siblings Jerkwad, Jerwannabuildasnowman and Jermboshrimp.

*Gwyneth Paltrow, David Bowie and Frank Zappa walk out*

I have a similar, but less harsh, view on Animal Collective… MWP is their best, but I like their other albums too. However, I've seen them live 6 or 7 times now, and only ever enjoyed them once. Last time was at a festival and I lasted 5 minutes.

Ignorance is offensive; it's no excuse.

"There is no debate"