"modern classic"

If it works, it works!

Is this a line from "Shake Your Rumpelstiltskin"?

It is your strange, pagan fear and respect of the "U" that has led you down the dark path towards the sorry state that your once great country is in now.

…and then has a prostitute pee on said vomit, and then smears it into his hair?

YOUU WIULL ENDUURE MUY MOCKEURY UUNLESS YOUU WAUNT UUS TOU SEUND PIEURS MOURGAN BAUCK!

I AM YOUR SUPERIOR BRITISH FOREFATHER AND YOU WILL SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT, YOU ALUMINIUM-FEARING YANKEE PIG!

Yeah, I should've said that, ironically, this article makes sense to me cos of Ellen.

Makes for a pretty boring websit, IMO. Funnily enough, this article makes sense to me - it's about Ellen.

My favourite is "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JESSIE FROM BREAKING BAD'S REAL LIFE GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE NOW!"

I hold this opinion, mainly - explain why I'm a shithead, please?

I don't think it works like that. I think that if Clayton had put the TIME AND EFFORT he spent into recalling, formulating and typing his boring anecdotes into writing another album review instead, the website would have more music content and be improved. Make sense?

Boring?! We found out that the car was baby blue! BABY BLUE!!!

What's frustrating is that word count could've gone towards another couple of record reviews for the week!

I guess it's a fine, arbitrary line between "action film" and "film that has action in it". Do you think Star Wars is an action film?

War film, heist thriller, fantasy, fucked up sex & violence - they're all (kind of) good films, but I don't think of them as "action" films in the way this column seems to define them.

Actually, now you say that, my favourite parts of GOT are the "realistic" (yeah, I know) ones.

Medusa looks like a princess from an unauthorised "Disney" pantomime that a local theatre group has put on.

Great comment… I'm not sure any of the main characters are strong enough to carry a whole series. That's not a diss, it's by design of the books / series, but I agree… even Tyrion would get old fast if sarcasm + wine was all that was on screen for 10 weeks.

Might have been better if a couple of the AV Club's funnier writers had contributed to this…