Sure!*

In my official capacity as "guy whose opinion no one cares about and is in no way authorised to declare the winner", I declare you the winner for "Arya: Smarter than a 5th Grader".

"I am sure that he hates it, too, and has made his feelings clear in private."

Bullshit. What criminal record?

I would rather not talk about my experiences on kristallnachtmingle.com.

"East Fife 4 - Forfar 5"

Using the phrase "the fact that" is not the same as saying "this is not my opinion, it is a fact." Learn English before you argue against something that didn't happen.

PS - to make my initial thought clearer, I feel like OP is saying "no one wants another cretinous Ghostbusters situation with a load of losers complaining the film is shit because a woman made it / is the star…but that doesn't mean we should lose our critical faculties and pretend this doesn't look shit because we…

I was being generous! I didn't like it at the time (the penguin scared kid-me), but next to the dreck they've put out since, Batman 2 looks alright.

I dunno, I read it more as "we all want a women led movie to do well, but it's OK to admit this looks shit"…that might be me projecting my own thoughts onto it.

That's a fair point, that I agree with, PaperbakWriter.

By (I assume) never having made a film, you're already miles ahead of DC.

Ah, the ever valid "unless you have millions and millions of dollars - and the time - to make a film, you are not allowed to have an opinion on films" argument…

a lackluster few years

My favourite Beatles album? "The Best of the Beatles".

Time lapse of something decaying.
A container or brown / yellowish brown liquid.
Someone with electrical tape over their mouth / eyes.
Someone holding up an A4 sign with a single word, that doesn't make sense in or outside of context.
More heroin.

You're a self-hating hipster, like Ryan Gosling in his breakout film (as I recall it).

Lord of the jungle, the hero who stalks!
The beasts call him brother, the mansion who fuuuuuuuuucks!
Phantom!
Defenders of the Earth, Defenders!

"Turner is younger than Redmayne, so maybe they’ll retcon that or make him a totally new brother."

"Everyone in the comments can agree with this assumption". Ha ha.
A plot summary is not the same as a review.