*shudder*

In the comments: "Krypton", Krapped On.

Coming Soon - "Aunt May : The College Years"

I'd also like to bring back my ability to fuck a 20 year old.

So you're telling me the year 2000 was still in the 1990s, and it wasn't until the clock ticked over midnight into 2001 that we entered the 2000s? What a crazy world we live in!

No, the first decade ran from 10 to 19, and prior to that was a period known as "the first nine years; since we'll probably call blocks of 10 years "decades" decades from now, and it makes absolutely no sense for 1981 and 1990 to feature in the same decade, let's just write this first 9 years off and start clean when…

Look at it this way:

My money's on a very confused, bigoted team up with Frank Miller.

I have no idea what you mean.

Me too - disappointing to read this, which you know is probably being generous…movie must be a real turd.

"It's not…just a masterpiece, it's a SUPERmasterpiece" is what I assume you were going to say before you were called away from your keyboard?

Agree if you're trying to say that 7 is not merely "good" but "a masterpiece".

Fuck you, no he's not! Now, where was I…

ANTSFORMERS - coming to the SyFy Channel soon!

"The film will 'go a little younger' "

Joe Manganiello… Dungeons & Dragons movie… this is one of those rare headlines that give my girlfriend and I simultaneous erections!

The call was coming from INSIDE the phone booo the whole time!

I would have thought that was blindingly obvious, and I'm surprised you are anyone else is trying to turn it into a "serious discussion point"!

As the Col says he did call his daughter "a disgusting pig" (or similar) over the phone… but as far as I'm aware, he's not been accused of any abuse.

Alec Baldwin runs Woody Allen close when it comes to case studies for separating the artist from the art.