They're on some Mills and Boon shit.

I just read it, so you didn't have to. Mainly Alien(s) continuity, it seems. It sounds awful.

"From that, it sounds like the plan is for Deadpool 2 to come next, followed by X-Force, and then Deadpool 3"

Actually, it's GG Allin.

I decided after the first episode - which was actually pretty good - that the guy maybe didn't have the best of intentions, and that I shouldn't listen to the rest of it.

boring and disengaged

It's-a me! Da funny climb-a all ova da seats-a at de Oscars guy!

You say that as if being very fat or yoyo dieting are his only two options.

It doesn't really work like that - you're all "WOOOH! ZIPEEEEE! WA-HEY!" for 60 seconds, then you're all, like "ooooooooh nooooooo, bummmmmerrrrrr maaaan" for 60 seconds… then you're back up… down… up… down… alternating every minute, until eventually your dick falls off.

Your use of "probably", "few" and "strictly speaking" mark you out as far too kind, sir.

That haircut has the death sentence on 12 systems.

I believe that they also added subtle CGI effects to some of the dinosaurs to make their facial expressions more exaggerated and therefore "easier to read".

No, this would be fucking perfect.

(But they're actors…?)

Ah, here comes The Joyce of Reason again, promoting serape culture.

This is brilliant, thank you!

I second that - I like watching some of the DC stuff (tv only, obvs) partly because there's no "nagging nerd" voice about costume choices, or changes to minor characters… I don't know anything about the Flash, so my inner nerd has nothing to complain about.

Would you mind expanding on which titles, and why? Kind of a Marvel-only reader, but I keep seeing good things about Valiant and I'd like to check a couple of titles out….

And maybe Paul Rudd.

You're not funny - stop making jokes behind his back in Casey finds out.