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10 minutes of a loop is so passe.  10 hours is where it's at these days.

Of all the malapropisms in the world "tig ol' bitties" is the absolute worst.  Not even the Keene children would stoop as low to say that phrase.

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus, I think I'm going to spread the rumor that the guy in that video is Mandy Patinkin.

This is a good rumor that I will spread.

I want to go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.

Shows what you know, Mr. O'Neal.  Andy Samberg played Han Solo.

"If you’re straight, don’t marry someone who’s gay, even if you think you could have a perfectly lovely platonic life together."  If only that were actually a narrow film specific lesson, but with all these Mormon "mixed-orientation marriages"  I'd say it's a little more practical. 

I'm thinking I'm going to start doing a weekly recommendation of Stephen Chow films that fit the theme.  This week Out of the Dark, in which Stephen Chow plays an insane ghost hunter investigating a series of possessions (or obsessions if you have prefer the earlier subtitles) at a residential tower.  Directed by Jeff

It was inadvertent trolling, which is the most effective kind.

I'm more a fan of Park's earlier work, but in this case I kind of wish it were just a mannered Hitchcock rip (but done a bit better).  A mannered Hitchcock rip is the kind of movie you could take your mother to.

I'm a big fan of Park's other work, but this one didn't really work for me when I saw it at Sundance.  However my viewing conditions were less than ideal, as I lay out in my post in the spoiler space, so I'm looking forward to seeing it again in better circumstances.  I think it will improve on re-evaluation.

Spoiler:  Even if your brother says it's ok for your mother to see this movie, don't take her.   His brain is full of shit.  Your mother will not enjoy this movie.

Yeah, if Dan Harmon hadn't been forced out of Community I'm pretty sure no one would be talking about how different Community is without Dan Harmon.

The animation sears my retinas, but the dog's retinas sear my fucking soul.

And we're back.

A like option is fine. Up and down voting is a scourge. Hope this is the temporary glitch some are saying it is.

I wish it didn't have a protagonist at all.  Mike D'Angelo was right.

Ill advised, certainly, but I don't think the meaning is that hard to figure out.  The link @avclub-5e920dca2fbeb852c6ec52cb2f27af02:disqus posted above gets it totally right.  The joke is that she's such a sweet little girl that it's ridiculous to say anything bad about her, and even more ridiculous to imply that

"Irony"  is a horrible horrible thing, but let's not bury irony with it.