Was it his cold unfeeling nature or his cold unfeeling nature?

First ten minutes I was afraid Lynch may have forgotten how to make a film. By the end I was totally on board. The very literal food poisoning I experienced tonight only enhanced the dread.

He went right up to them in broad daylight and took all their donuts. It was fucking beautiful.

Walking through the Milwaukee airport, I saw a display of t-shirts that said "Drink Wisconsinbly". From what I've heard about Wisconsin I assumed it meant drive drunk, but now I realize it must have meant drive while drunk on brandy. Learn something new every day.

Hardly in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic.

Fuck Olbermann. I stopped listening the second he compared Aaron Burr to Trump. Over two hundred years and the obvious libel still gets tossed around like it's just fact by morons like Olbermann. Burr wasn't the one who had a political rival jailed on a nonsense scandal, then when the case fell apart huffed about…

No, but you can when he's in the bathroom. Trust me he'll never notice.

It can be two things

I'm from Utah and as far as I know it's not a big thing at all. I think it might be a side dish you can get with pizza delivery but you never get it by itself, in which case the real answer is pizza, as it actually is with every state. But this list is bullshit as explained in the first post.

Take one look at that kid and try and tell me his name is Neville. No, it's clearly Upfish. It's the perfect fucking name for him.

Earlier versions of this article made it sound like Chrysippus and his donkey were both drunk off wine they shared, with the laughter coming from seeing his donkey drinking buddy so drunk that it was failing at eating figs. Truly a delightful little scene. I'm disappointed to find this latest edit more accurately…

I had the idea of a gritty a Pete's Dragon remake five years ago, but I get no credit simply because I didn't own the intellectual property, and also the concept of gritty reboots of obscure properties was played out even as jokes. Life is so unfair.

Had I realized there was already a Romeo+Juliet thread this would have worked much better there. The regrets of modern life.

The Cardigans' "Love Fool" with what else but Hot Fuzz.

Totally agree. The insistence on a shared universe makes superhero comics an insane garbled nightmare anytime I try to get into them, but the Marvel Encyclopedia is the greatest piece of unintentional comedy I've ever come across. Absolute batshittery rendered in terse matter of fact prose never gets old to me.

The only nuts that are actual botanical nuts are garbage nuts you'd have to be nuts to eat.

"JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!"

Hey now, don't get too down on literotica. Some of those writers are AVClub members in good standing.

Half of every month for work, with the option to go anywhere on my days off (which I often take). Seems like my life is better suited for rando hookups, but I was raised religious so I never learned how to do that.

That's what I was thinking, but now I realize I'm about to go out of town for another week and I might be moving away in a month. Is dating even possible with the insane life I lead?