Roscoe. Don't forget Roscoe.

He is shockingly interesting (note: not good. Interesting) In Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing.

She and Peter Stormare almost make that movie watchable. And then Shia LaBeef shows up and I punch my TV. EVERY TIME.

Hilary Swank. Bill Paxton. Charlize Theron. Winona Ryder (For God's sake, I actually paid to see Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael. HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?)

By 3 o'clock this afternoon?

Punch Rockgroin.

Roger Pedacter from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I have no justification, but that name has always stuck in my head, the person's name equivalent to the sesame seed that sticks in your gumline and you just can't wrangle it out, no matter what you do with your tongue.

So, Verne Troyer and that guy who played Wicket, then?

I would read the everloving SHIT out of that.

Batman. The original Tim Burton one. I remember going to the Springfield Mall on opening day in my Batman t-shirt, and standing in line HAPPILY for two hours to get tickets to the first showing, and settling into my seat with a huge bucket of popcorn. As I've gotten older it's been challenging to work up the…

I would like to volunteer to fill Bobbi's void.

In the pod? Streaky the motherfucking Super Cat.

I'm certain no one will agree with me on this, but when I watched Waxwork as a teenager, I was genuinely creeped out by and entranced by Miles O'Keeffe's Dracula. He's always been the Dracula I imagine when I think of that character.

I don't recall the why, exactly, but I do know that for months that was the only song on Appetite For Destruction that I flat-out loathed.

Brainwashed Rahne Sinclair kills and eats her father, Reverend Craig after he makes the mistake of standing in such a way so as to make it appear he has wings? No?

Nobody UrbanDictionary a Waterbound Negan. I think I'm gonna be sick.

The writers on the 100: "You know, The Walking Dead does misery porn better than anyone, and THEY have great ratings."

No amount of good acting could have saved the way that character was written.

Is everyone here VERY stoned?

I thought for sure this was going to be an announcement of the Fletch reboot that once upon a time was set to star Jason Lee. Damn.