Go Team Venture?

Well clearly Uncle Bret (who is my all-time favorite, so trust me, I did not forget him) has more star-power, but there's also the fact that he can't go chasing anybody around ringside and can't take any bumps. Which is why I would definitely posit having the Anvil out there instead would result in them being able to…

When I saw the little handwave at Sami, and the "What the shit are YOU doing here?" face he made, I thought heel turn. I had to wind back the DVR and show my face-mark roommate to make sure I wasn't making shit up.

The story being told with Charlotte clearly seems to be that to beat her, one has to find a way to offset and play prevent from old man Ric being grabby handed on the outside. Natalya's great, but is she going to have her old man at ringside, and will anyone care? It's too bad Tyson isn't in any shape to be there…

I was about to mention him, and his hot lady actress body and the giant ant period.

Benicio Deltaco?

DELTEATED.

I remember going out to eat by myself at a local Chinese food place, and ordering the hot and spicy szechuan chicken plate, and asking for it to be extra spicy. The little waitress lady sized me up, barely choked back a laugh and brought my food, with one tiny 10 ounce glass of water, and then fucking disappeared for…

Heatvision and Jack, or we riot.

Clearly, Clint Eastwood as Sgt. Nick Fury, leader of the Howling Commandos.

Needs more of that asshole from Fashionable Male.

I have gotten food poisoning from a local Taco Bell in my home town, but then I was only one of about three dozen people. As it turned out, they tested stuff there after closing the place down and found fecal matter in the ice machine.

You're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. And even then, you have to sneak in vodka in an Evian bottle. I've heard.

You CAN drink without getting drunk, but WHY?

I find tipping them gets that done.

I would have very little trouble believing that the hot dogs contain the cured meats of the food scientist who crafted the Dr. Pepper milkshake. There is nothing about that phrase that sounds right.

Because the old white dudes in charge only trust people who look like them with their money. THERE, I SOLVED IT.

Did Rachel Berry just miss the field? Or did someone tell her that the actual matchup she qualified for was at an address that turned out to be a crackhouse?

God's Not Dead 2: Pray Harder

You'll keep your mouth shut, boy, if you like this job.