I live in dread of having to try and explain Cable to my roommate or my step-father and mother when he shows up in Deadpool 2. I love the X-Men, but as the resident comic nerd in my family, the explanations I am having to give about every character, in every subsequent film are getting harder and harder. Cable will…

Did-a-chum, dad-a-chee
That one rings a bell to me.

I will not rest, I will not SLEEP until Cast a Deadly Spell is released on Blu-Ray.

I tried Following Kevin Bacon for a while. The judge says I'm not allowed to anymore.

Anyone who wanted to do that would book more Comicon appearances.

I'm pretty sure that would be universally recognized as the greatest Toby Kieth show ever.

He sure LOOKS like Johnny Curtis, but that can't be right…

Dungeon of Deuxm?

I nominate Eva Green or Lena Headey as Jane Bond.

I own it. Looking at it right now. Paid money for it and everything.

They should try again on a decent Network (or on Showtime) and cast Joel McHale.

He should have been Constantine instead of Keanu Reeves.

I spent ten solid minutes making that joke to my roommate.
"This is the SONG that they play on SMACKDOWN
This is the fight…Corbin and Dean!
He TRIED To kill me with a forklift (OLE!)"

Ted Mosby? I hate that guy.

It's cold out there today.

Stan Bush: "You've Got The Touch" from the soundtrack to the animated Transformers movie.
The WWE entrance themes for Shinsuke Nakamura, Bayley, Sami Zayn or AJ Lee.

HEY NOW. I had plenty of not-sex in my Mid-to-late twenties.

She called Trump supporters deplorables. Not whites. Although I can understand that you might get confused in that he has a predominantly white racist as fuck base, she called HIS SUPPORTERS deplorables, not white folks. They ain't the same thing, bruh.

upvoted for the downvote.

Years after graduating high school, I got to hear about all the sex and drugs that apparently went on in the theater department. Apparently, as the son of a local cop, that was the sort of thing that they specifically kept from me, for fear I would narc people out, and not, you know, indulge in the offered…