Even Bruins fans have to deep down know that nobody should be shedding tears for them. No doubt this was a bad miss. Bruins have been the beneficiaries of that all playoffs, it was bound to come back around.

“Call me Email." 

The most satisfying outcome would be for Kevin Durant to come out and say he does not want to play for a team owner like that and head to free agency.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

He’s a billionaire. They banned him for a year and fined him $500k. That’s less than what he made from the start of the 2nd half until he got kicked out. I hope the union has a fucking field day with this shit in the negotiations for the next CBA.

On one hand, Stevens is such a dipshit for this. On the other, I'm amazed he bypassed his standard move of asking to speak to the manager. 

The word “knob” is highly underrated. 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

minority owner.... of James’ Dolan’s back catalog.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

Yeah, but Rockwell killed it in two great films:

I agree with you on almost every single one, but I will die on Nicolas Cage hill....

he’s become A Guy

It was more a comment on how weird it is that there are actually positive articles being written about this franchise in this space. The coverage isn’t questionable - it’s Deadspin and there’s no such thing over here. Writers write what they see and feel and that’s cool. Sports coverage ebbs and flows, but Raps…

He would be a master of the triangle offense.

Proper Canadian-speak would be “aboo-”

It’s like his pocket square is giving me the finger!

As someone who has been a mid-level comms person with a boss that was a shit head and unable/willing to actually handle any controversial issue, I feel for the corporate comms person. There is no way she made this decision and is in a no win situation.

Personally, I find it very hard to believe that the NHL would be quiet about a painfully embarrassing association between the Bruins and the loud trumpeting of racism and misogyny and it really runs counter to what I’ve always felt that hockey was abou-