Cue Dangerfield, “Oh, my arm — it’s broken!”

The plate = AutoSmile

as in, not really fuck with it since 1979?

So did Mercedes. Just not here.

A built-in Angry Headlight hood? There goes the aftermarket.

I used to do 122 miles roundtrip for work. That one dude really is insane.

I learned how to drive in a pea green 78 245 DL wagon (round headlights, Volvo badge artfully off-center on the grille). Logged a lot of miles doing the dumb things you did then. Horribly slow car, when you did the “get in the far right lane at the red light, dude, then gun it just before green and cut in front” deal…

I’ve learned my A(utozam) B(eat) C(appuccino)s, and it seems the Cap comes out on top for overall funzies. But, hell — they all look awesome.

Well done, Rob. NPoND is a daily must-read.

A lotta Wisconsin across these choices, but the Saab looks great.

I reverse-commuted 122 miles RT from NYC for five years. I didn’t have a baby or two dogs. After a year doing it on Metro North, I said fuck it and got a couple-year-old 911 Turbo (eee the no baby part for relevance.) But I urge on OP: get something that gives you some tiny thrill you can look forward to.

Si.

Wow - almost unfair how perfect this is.

Were you guys in, uh, aquatics?

At least C-HR is self-aware.

Get a 560 SEC.

That’s a great idiom, thanks for dusting it off.

“I do have a kiddo on the way so something with a back seat would be nice, but not critical.”

Interesting - thanks.

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