It still gets me every time when I realize that Bernie Sanders is the JUNIOR SENATOR from the great state of Vermont, whose beer and cheese I adore like few things in this world.

If you really want a tease, try supporting Tottenham.

Wait until he finds out that Washington, DC isn’t a state or that Texas fucking sucks.

This isn’t gonna go over well by all the performative woke white chicks on Jezebel, but as someone who used to be a rap video girl, I can tell you that guys like this are all over black Hollywood.

Shut the fuck up. 

I have never understood people’s desire for foul balls. What do you even do with it once you get it home? Is someone going to display a foul ball off the bat of fucking César Puello? In ten years, nobody will even remember he existed. I didn’t even know he existed until I just read this article, and he’s an active…

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

My first instinct is that red socks guy is a teenager, because most grown ass men who go to ball games would be in a first aid booth if they tried to do what this dude so easily did.  

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the foul ball, and lose his own soul?

As a Bruins fan, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I’m so incensed about this. 

Man, imagine being too scummy an association for the Bruins. 

As if I needed another reason to not watch hockey and/or root against Boston sports. 

At this point, the NFL could sign a 6-foot 4-inch, 365-pound linebacker who is a member of the Ku Klux Klan who has elected to wear his KKK hood instead of a helmet and the most a black NFL fan would ask is, “But can he cover the running back coming out of the backfield?”

Tried tap water? (Unless you live in Flint) Put a few drops of concentrated lemon in it if you want more taste. Saves a lot of carrying.

If you ask me, the X5 has “stupid” written on it in all of its incarnations, if only for the moronic trunk lid. Who thought that a design that requires the user to either lift EVERY piece of luggage at least 4' OR lean into the trunk in a pose more reminiscent of a snooker player than someone getting ready for a…

Dude. Jim Rogers did this, better, almost twenty years ago.

“Incels also argue that women get similarly invasive procedures regularly and aren’t criticized.”

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

Very cool. However, I think it would be even cooler had he struck out and beat the throw to first to start the sequence. He should try to do that next time.