The series losses for the Caps in the Ovechkin era have gone 7, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4, 7, 7 and 7 games.

I’d call them the 90s Atlanta Braves of hockey, but at least those guys won one title. More like the 90s-00s Astros: great talent, constantly stymied, got through once, were swept so fast that barely anyone remembers their championship appearance.

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

It’s bad enough DC gets sent assholes like McConnell and Cruz and Paul Ryan and Trump who make my city’s name synonymous with sleaze and corruption and something to be booed and mocked and invoked in halls as the “enemy” of “Good Americans” everywhere.

I know most of her ideas about how to properly educate American children are really dumb, but jesus christ, how fucking stupid does she have to be to think that this was going to go well for her?

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Touché. I really like the Giulia and even the Stelvio-I mean come on the Stelvio QV is fighting the Macan while the Giulia QV battles the M3? That’s aiming for giants if nothing else. But...these are vehicles I’d only ever consider leasing and that’s only because I have other cars as backup.

I remember math class in the 80's. Teachers would say “You need to learn this, you’re not going to have a calculator everywhere you go.” Obviously the Olds designer wanted to correct that.

James Harden flailing wildly in vain, hoping for a foul call after Manu’s block, is an underrated part of that clip.

My great grandad is 105 and is still doing porn

Still the best baseball Dog

It’s 3, 4 and 5. Anyone who thinks Rod Blum is going to have any trouble sleeping based on yesterday’s town hall meeting is fooling themselves. He knows full well that the vast, overwhelming majority of people at that auditorium are going to pull the lever for him in the next election, because apparently the only…

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

Well, sticking with their rich tradition of sober sports assessments, I expect Boston fans and talk radio to react very calmly and rationally to this situation

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