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I left the bar after the fourth goal since I didn’t want to be around when the Pens scored five goals. I thought I was joking but then I got the alerts for those two goals...

Paul might be a better true point guard but Wall is the guy who is gonna push his team over the finish line. When it’s crunch time you gotta have a guy like that. Chris Paul isn’t that guy, and neither are any of the other Clippers. Chris Paul on the Wizards makes them a worse version of the Clippers.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

If they make it steep enough, you could just fall down it and break the record.

Absolutely heartless, Sarah. I, and surely many others, feel badly for the brands.

I don’t believe for a second that Oubre knocked Olynyk on his back. Olynyk has mastered that fall, he could do it if a 4-year old hit him with a jumprope, and he did it to exaggerate the contact. Kelly Oubre Jr isn’t knocking Kelly Olynyk on his back without a lot more intent and momentum than he had last night.

Wait...is the person to the right of her in the bathroom?

I bet her Chemistry teacher was thinking “omg I had an impact”

Full disagree. The Bulls/Celtics never had an entertaining game. The Bulls dominated the first 2 games, the Celtics dominated the rest. This series has the complete hostility each game, with game 1 close during the 2nd and 3rd period with dominant perfirmances in the first and fourth frame. The second game was closely

“Hands up, don’t shoot”

John Wall is playing out of his mind (grading it on a no-father-figure curve, of course).

There is no “her.”

NO, I AINT GONNA TAKE IT.

What’s so sad about it is that Saturday probably ends not only their season, but their Cup window- there’s a lot of changes coming after the playoffs end here, no matter what the outcome.

the levels of sperm and cocaine residue inside this vehicle must be astronomical. would not pay 12.5 cents to even touch the door handle. crack pipe. found under the passenger seat. this truck is also a crack pipe

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

The amount of cash Uber’s backers are willing to burn just to reshape the ideological landscape is astonishing. They might as well be tossing bundles of bills into a fire all in the name of breaking every part of the socio-economic system. Every law and every common convention, they are just throwing money away in