The real problem at this point is it looks like the company is going to run just long enough to use up all the money it borrowed before filing for bankruptcy. There’s not going to be anything left for people to sue for.

The best hope at this point is that the civil proceedings unearth enough evidence of malfeasance…

The lesson is: much less liability in juicing...

This is the Left’s problem; they have shame and the guy who posted this felt compelled to apologize. The other side has no such concerns or self reflection.

Let’s not forget that Indiana was about to throw the bum out of office and he took a VP slot on what looked like a huge longshot of a ticket largely to avoid the career-destroying outcome of losing reelection in a very red state thanks to the damage his stupid culture war crap brought to the state.

Failing upwards - a…

He was watching it for the locker room scenes. That’s what flinty-eyed closeted men do. 100 bucks says this guy slaps asses and spends a little too long in the gym locker room cooling down after a workout.

I can save them a bunch of trouble: the post-frat boy dude bros of Uber got away AND are getting away with sexual harassment. They should be fired but probably won’t because they make money for the company and Travis is a dick. Now back to work.

Even better version. Just the original slowed down to 33rpm instead of 45.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Can we start a movement to stop automakers from putting shift boots on automatics?

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

The impetus for me was the onset of the 24-36 hour hangover. It was then that I surrendered

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That teeth/gum combo literally made me nauseous. Should be interesting to see if he can use that to distract pitchers or make them throw up and balk.