Yeah, all this really tells me is none of these guys work with women. There’s nothing noble about refusing to eat lunch with a coworker.

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Setup your own, that’s how.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

And George Lopez is at the Thunder Valley Casino in beautiful Lincoln, California on June 9th!

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

“I have a deep respect for unions; my wife was a teacher for many years

the choice of SF, NJ B, or CLE.

Reporter: Mr. Snyder, what’s your primary sports management philosophy or motivating factor? Is it championship rings? Legacy? Community improvement?

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

“He also has a gambling problem, worked for Wikileaks, beat his dog, and had bad B.O. That’s what I heard, anyway.” -Chris Cooley, tomorrow morning, earning his pay as a one of many chief apologists on the Redskins-owned radio station

Mostly White Russians.

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.