Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

The impetus for me was the onset of the 24-36 hour hangover. It was then that I surrendered

ay bby u wnt sum mtamucl?

Aroused. Definatetly aroused.

Just-retired Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be sitting on the Dallas Mavericks’ bench tonight, in full uniform

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

All true, and airlines are just one of the most extreme and awful examples. The truth is that this kind of concentration has happened in loads of other industries over the last few decades. It’s why your ISP sucks and your mobile provider sucks and your health insurance sucks and...I could go on.

Imagine an industry where a large percentage of it’s employees end up with neurological problems and the public just shrugging it off.

As Variety reports, Warner Bros. plans to film with an all-Asian cast—a very appropriate move given the story’s premise.

Yeah, you’re definitely gonna need that bigger car.

Just stop playing these games in fucking football stadiums. No one could hit a free throw. This was so hard to watch.

You gotta ask yourself though, a functional hood scoop made out of a dustpan on a sub-$200 Escort. Is that the best possible application of the dustpan?

His way of saying no joy rides. I get it. While it’s only 17k, it’s this guys 17k.

There will be no test drives until the car is in your name unless you wish to purchase insurance for the car previous to the purchase of the vehicle. I’ll do whatever emergency stops, lock-to-lock wheel checks and everything else you need to check, but I can’t allow anyone to drive the car themselves until the…

Ever been in one? The experience is unlike anything else. You’re sitting on a sofa looking out over the totally horizontal hood, the size of a dining room table and casually floating over the road.
A friend of mine used to drive an ‘84 TownCar. There were a few times when we took it out skiing and the most mind…

I used to feel that way too, and I grew up surrounded by big American iron. Today, with pretty much all cars looking like damp cat turds I’ve grown to appreciate the more classical styling and the broader canvas for that styling that these old boats afford. I would not want to DD one of these, but I’d sure Cars and…

Have you ever driven one? It’s like piloting a freighter suspended from a cloud while sitting on your couch. Plus you can drive without your knees, elbows, and arms in contact with anything which is hard to find in any modern-day vehicles. Plus you get the joy of using your right hand to stabilize the big-gulp…

That teeth/gum combo literally made me nauseous. Should be interesting to see if he can use that to distract pitchers or make them throw up and balk.