Well if you’re thinking of getting a place there don’t bother. There’s really nothing available.

“Punchable” is a word that comes to mind.

The name of Suzuki’s pretty good Kizashi, which was sold in the U.S., meant, “something great is coming.”

“Hey, honey? Check it out: Albert on Deadspin agreed with my comment!”

Excellent work. The John Galt-ian comments on Moore’s WSJ sobfest are awesome reading, too.

“I know what I’ve got.”

What Tom’s trying to say is that, as Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, he gets emails. Lots of emails. He’s decided to pick a few questions and try to help out.

70% fake laughter

Nobody really cares about officiating.

Not watching. Thanks for the heads up.

Looks like Geddy Lee stopped coloring his hair.

“NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN TO GO TO BED”

Vague “local enthusiast”= CP

“But why can’t the things that make it such a quality performance car make their way into something that normal STI buyers could afford?”

As former owner of a JKU and (ahem) a 300GE cabriolet, I can’t wait to see this.

Everybody should be into Rush.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to... Dye (curtain opens) in this amazing, homemade...

Roethlisberger to Holmes. Terrific.

He looked like Super Mario.

Because he went to LSE!