This is quite a compelling argument. Well done.
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On release, it will be named the wHimsey.
Reads like the storyboard for a Kelly cartoon in The Onion.
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Modern planes can withstand nearly otherworldly force. Watch this and think of it when it gets bumpy.
#H8UsCuzWePay200SoTheyD8Us
“Italian tuneup” isn’t obscure but was a good beginner’s lesson to adulthood.
Look. I know what I’ve got. A truck that “starts and drives, but needs exhaust work, and brake work. Needs some vacuum lines hooked back up in order for the front axle 4x4 engagement, either that or lockout-conversion. The 4-wheel-drive transfer-case does work just fine in high and low range though. I believe the rear…
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Alex Honnold was impressed by black/grey sweatshirt guy’s approach to The Boulder Problem.
“Well, sarge, we followed his trail from Atlanta through Miami, Alabama, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Las Vegas, and, finall—”
As Jodie Foster’s character said in Contact, “No...words.”
Surprised this wasn’t filed by “Jalopnik’s resident car buying expert and professional car shopper, [who] get[s] emails. Lots of emails.”
“Gene? It’s 2019 and we have about 750 extra gallons of dark paint. See what you can do with that bear mascot on the floor.”
Garnish Partsacookin’
Prisoners.
As someone observed, you really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane “observations”?
“Owners say the bar’s name is a nod to character George Constanza.”
Good work, HamNo. Please check out invisiblepeople.tv. Mark Horvath puts a video face on homelessness all over the country.
Karl-not-a chameleon. See, he doesn’t come and go, folks.